I HAVE TO REBLOG THIS HOMYGOD. LMFAO.
lmao i love this soo much
I have to reblog this again. I love it so much.
unleash hell for just $1.50
why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed
being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised
isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever
i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature
construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head
and yet i can’t draw a LAMP
theres a Meme Page in the yearbook
our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel
“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
the first step is acceptance
one time i said “no hetero, no hetero” in school
and this popular athletic straight boy sittin in front of me turned around super slow and looked at me and went “no… hetero?” in the TINIEST MOST BROKEN VOICE IMAGINABLE like he looked and sounded so timid and confused and he was looking at me like his whole life has been a lie because he realized he might be sitting near a queer person
This is why I shouldn’t be let outside
I want future archeologists to find them
IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT
animaniacs was ahead of its time
I have to remind myself and the angry fandom side of tumblr about this periodically or this damn website might implode
THE SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED.
And it’s simply delicious.
Didn’t the Wonder Woman porn parody have a way better costume too?
what if after the first class trial everyone goes to explore the second floor only to find a room filled with marijuana and they all agree not to tell ishimaru because they know he’ll bust them
and after that all the killing just stops because everyone is constantly blazed out of their fucking mind and ishimaru has no idea what the fuck is going on
time to bring this back